Saturday, July 23, 2011

For Some Reason..I'm Thinking Corona Tonight....

...oh ya, with a lime.



H.G. Wells anyone?

Messing around with Mother Nature......  NOT a good idea.


The hybrids have been produced in secret over the past three years by researchers looking into possible cures for a wide range of diseases.

NOW.. what could possibly go wrong??

"NEWS STORY HERE"


This is what I see happening:






Or could this be possible?





The Trainwreck Finally Came to an End.....

"Amy Winehouse 27 Years Old"




Ain't drugs great???







What's Going on Here??

Ok I'm sitting at my desk paying bills and surfing the intertubes and this one made me laugh out loud in my office...

There are some funny ass people out there that post shit on the internet..

Thank you whoever you are for making me laugh!!!

Friday, July 22, 2011

Internet Surfers Anonymous coming up.....

The majority of people feel upset and lonely when they are deprived of access to the internet, according to consumer research.

A new study has revealed that 53 per cent feel upset when denied access and 40 per cent feel lonely if they are unable to go online.

The research found that people experience these feelings even if denied online access for a short time.

The Drifting Man.............

Check out the description ... I just found the video interesting to say the least.




Sign of the Times.....

This is a local , upscale town near us. The "Boss" owns a business
in Newburyport and these types of stories are becoming more and more
frequent as the economy goes south.

LOCK your house, LOCK your car, CARRY if you have it and BE aware.


NEWBURYPORT — Police chiefs in Newburyport and Merrimac are asking residents to report any strange activity as soon as they see it, as police in both communities are responding to an uptick in breaking-and-entering incidents over the last month.

"We have not seen this number in quite a while," Howard said, referring to the frequency of break-ins at commercial establishments.

"Story Here"


Take a look at how close these businesses are to the Police Station and realize that there are officers
that are on foot patrol as well as on bikes.....


Its gettin bad out there folks.




Conversation Du jour.........

Outside in the Truck:

 Inside the Shop:




The Hood of My Black Truck..(168.4)











I think I might run up the street

and get an Orange Crush soda:






The Incredible 1939 Pontiac Plexiglass Ghost Car

Unveiled at the General Motors Highways and Horizons pavilion at the 1939-40 World’s Fair in New York, the Pontiac ‘Ghost Car’ was buit on the chassis of a 1939 Pontiac Deluxe Six. In collaboration with Rohm & Haas, a chemical company that had recently developed Plexiglass, the concept for a transparent car was conceived and it was the first one ever built in America.
This one-of-a-kind vehicle will be put up for auction on July 30, 2011 by RM Auctions in Plymouth, Michigan. The car is estimated to fetch between $275,000 – $475,000. Additional information and photographs of this beautiful vehicle below, enjoy!








 Lots more "HERE"

Huge Explosion in Norway....

Coverage "HERE"


More "HERE"

Dear Debbie Wasserman Schultz...........

OMFG WTF???? AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh.........

You have been warned......

























I think I would have turned to Monica as well.........................










Thursday, July 21, 2011

She followed me home......after i helped fixed the tire......



 Oh PLEASE- PLEASE- PLEASE Ill do anything you say... 


CAN I KEEP HER?????




Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken................

This is the Feeling I Get ......

about everything that is going on in the world.............






HAWT-ASS Day Today.....


I Can So Hear It Being Changed to That..... Just Saying

Go to the "Ebonics"  translator and put in The Gettysburg Address....laugh or cry, your choice.



Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.







From "HERE" 


IF you don't want to do it yourself... I did it for you you.....



What Heat.........??

I was going to complain about how hot it is, then I realized that:
1.) It isn't 109+ degrees; 
2.) I'm not 5,700 miles from home; 
3.) I'm not dressed in a BDU and helmet and carrying 70+ lbs of gear and 
4.) There is very little chance that anyone will shoot at me or that I might drive over a bomb in the road today! Thanks to all who serve. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 (copied from a facebook post)

Well That Sums It Up, Now Don't It?

.... nothing but self portraits......




Psychological Word Find... Try it

I "found" this last night and it was interesting to say the least.

I would say that the 3 words I found mostly describe me.


Give it a shot and see what happens. Post your results in the comments if it works or not  :)





Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Tax the Rich..Feed the Poor.......

Kinda fitting today isn't it?







Everywhere is freaks and hairies
Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity
Tax the rich, feed the poor
Till there are no rich no more

I'd love to change the world
But I don't know what to do
So I'll leave it up to you

Population keeps on breeding
Nation bleeding, still more feeding economy
Life is funny, skies are sunny
Bees make honey, who needs money, Monopoly

I'd love to change the world
But I don't know what to do
So I'll leave it up to you

World pollution, there's no solution
Institution, electrocution
Just black and white, rich or poor
Them and us, stop the war

I'd love to change the world
But I don't know what to do
So I'll leave it up to you

I Really Don't Blame Him , Do You?

Set the wayback maching to 1936..... car assembly

This is really neat, especially if you are in manufacturing or enjoy old cars and old films.



..and a Diet Coke Please.....

TheOnesDay® *.... a twofer

Stolen with all due respect from "here".


Jesus on Walmart Receipt....

It seems that a "COUPLE" got a Walmart receipt that has a resemblance of Jesus on it.




My friend was telling me about it this morning as he was listening to the Howie Carr show on WRKO in Boston.

They have people call in and comment on the stories.

This was the comment that had my friend in tears as he called me:


Commenter: "Thats nothing.. I saw the likeness of Obama on my pinkslip!"


HAHAHHAHA......

TheOnesDay® *... a Future Glimpse of Things to Come.....

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

True Story.....

Hold my Beer and Watch this..........

I wonder if this homeowner:



























Hired this guy:

Problem Solved...............

Needed a Break From Work.......

So I did a some internet surfng and NOW

I feel better  ..........


Hey... Have You Ever Had One of Those Days?

Photobucket

Headaches at Work.....

We had a few issues this morning with production and bad parts.

A little bit of ingenuity and some down home yankee engineering , we

got everything back up and running........for now.



Tuesday Campaign Pic.....

Keeping up with JAY G over at "MArooned"




Good Morning All......

Happy Tuesday :)




(picture was found on line its not mine although I tried to find one that looked like new england)

Monday, July 18, 2011

This Photoshop is F&#KIN funny!!!!

Go. Laugh. Now.


"IOWNTHEWORLD"

Foot Fetish... The Bonus Plan!!!

Startled researchers believe the 22-year-old's case is the first of its kind.
Between one to five per cent of the population are believed to suffer from the condition, which is clinically referred to as supernumerary breast tissue."LOCATED HERE"





Welfare Cheats get MORE Free Stuff......

This picture was taken in Haverhill MA today.

SO if you use your EBT card to get stuff that you haven't paid for,
you also get a free Pepsi hat.

Isn't that just swell. Check out this post at
"AN ORDINARY AMERICAN"

I linked it earlier if you missed it.

Now I know its only a hat BUT why are people that are

an "Electronic Benefits Transfer" card being rewarded????



























Its NOT like they can buy just anything you know...................like lobster ,steak,and mountain dew

Damn!!.. FAILroad Tracks........

There is no way that this crossing is not clearly marked..... holy crap!!!

Does anyone know where this is??











CHECK out the youtube side bar.... there are a TON of them...


Wanted: "Human Resource Manager"...

I have been looking for the right opportunity to get out of the manufacturing industry and I think
that I might have found it. If I am able to sell my business and buy this one I will definately need some help.
The first employee will be my human resource manager, you will have to be someone that can help me by interviewing and managing incoming employees. It will probably be long tedious hours but in the long run I would imagine it will be worth it.

The building isn't that big and there isn't much land but I think the business is gonna boom.


If all goes well  maybe I can pull this off and change careers, "CHECK IT OUT"


A News Story That So Far is Headed for a Happy Ending.....

Warning, this story contains Hope, Love, Happiness, Conquering of Tragedy, and Forgiveness ..

What a strong and courageous woman "THIS" girl must be.


Better Raise the Debt Ceiling....

WE need to pay for SHIT like "THIS"



Seriously....WTF  and I don't mean winning the future.

I larfed at this picture............

Best Comment to WIN the internets!!!...............

From this "VIDEO"




the winning comment:

CONTROLLED DEMOLITION LOOK AT THE MISSILE AT 0:01 FLYING INTO THE STAGE

Have WE fallen this far as a society*.............

Have they succeeded in dumbing us down this much?

Have the Lawyers won enough "STUPID ASS LAWSUITS"?

When will it end?

Is my bedroom door going to have a warning stating:

"IF you pass through this door you risk the risk of risks today"?



as I would say:


































No SHIT Sherlock.........

* for the record I know this is a parody BUT you know somewhere there are instructions that
are this assinine because of 1. Stupidity and 2. Lawyers.