...... next door to the factory and is about to
order a drink to celebrate Obama's victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a
"Romney for President" button and two beers in front of him. He doesn't
have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican. So, he
shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for
everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican."
Soon after the
drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him,
then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the
union official.
The union captain once again loudly orders drinks for
everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother
the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank
you!"
The union thug once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except
the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican.
He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"
The union guy
asks the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with that Republican?
I've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the
silly idiot does is smile and thanks me. Is he nuts?"
"Nope,"
replies the bartender. "He owns the place."
h/t to reader Phyl
Collateral question: Whose money did the union rep use to pay for all those drinks?
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